google.com, pub-9840409407193699, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Twisted Ads: February 2011

Jaggermeister

How does Mick keep rolling after all these years? Simple, he drinks Jaggermeister. The herbal based drink that guarantees satisfaction.


Jaggermeister - Nice Old Shots

Skinflix

Want to rent unlimited adult movies for one low monthly price? Try Skinflix for 99c for a one month trial.

FogeyPhone

With smartphones taking over the cellphone marketplace, who is looking after the old and technologically infirm? FogeyPhone, that's who. FogeyPhone by Samsung is the latest in old tech flip phones with simple on-screen instructions and familiar rotary dialing mechanism. The FogeyPhone also features No Email, No Texting, No Camera and NO CONFUSION.

The FogeyPhone

S Wiper - Bowel Brush and Caddy

The perfect accessory for any bathroom, the Bowel Brush is available in many colors and comes complete with matching caddy. Features include stronger bristles for extra scrubbing power, angled head and a ribbed handle for comfort.


Bowel Brush and Caddy from S Wiper

Commundies

Do you want the support of underwear with the freedom of 'going commando'? If you answered yes then put these at the top of your birthday wish list. Commundies combine support and freedom with the assistance of a new proprietary material which offers flexibility, a soft feel and breathability.


Commundies - Support and freedom

No-Nuts Donuts

Do you have a nut allergy? Either way, these are the donuts for you. Made in a facility 10 miles from the nearest peanut, No-Nuts Donuts taste great and you won't go into anaphylactic shock by eating one.

No-Nuts Donuts

Piss-Takers Adult Diapers

You never know when someone is going to send you a hilarious email. Be prepared and wear Piss-Takers Adult Diapers- Discrete, Absorbant, Dependable.

Piss-Takers Adult Diapers