google.com, pub-9840409407193699, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 Twisted Ads: July 2012

Pantera Bread

Are you in the mood for a sandwich made with artisinal bread? Do you crave a soup made from wholesome, natural ingredients? How about a hand made pastry and a cup of freshly ground coffee? What if you could get all of these and heavy metal music too?
You can... come to Pantera Bread and rock while you eat. (Free Wi-Fi too)

Pantera Bread - Soup, Bread and Heavy Metal

Milfoil

Do you have a MILF that is a little rusty? Are you having trouble getting her started? Get her a gallon of Milfoil to loosen her up a little bit, and get her engine purring again.

When it's time to lubricate your old ride - Milfoil

Lake Wassapunani

Are you fed up with your kids bugging you all summer long? Pack them off to camp at Lake Wassapunani and get them out of your hair for two weeks.

Lake Wassapunani - where boys become men

Air Iowa

Don't want the expense of a major airline for a short internal flight around the midwest? Get on an Air Iowa plane and let us fly you to Des Moines.

Air Iowa - Fly me to Des Moines

Ninjamas

So you have had a busy day of espionage, assasination and business meetings and you are ready to curl up in front of the TV and wind down before bed. What is the fashion-forward executive ninja wearing for those relaxing evenings? Ninjamas, that's what. Comfortable and functional available in a choice of 3 shades of black: Midnight, Stealth and Pot & Kettle.

Ninjamas - Stealth and Comfort