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Muslim Match

Muslim Match will help you find the husband your daughter has been dreaming of. We pair couples across more than 5 key personality areas, so you know your match will... match.

Take our 30 day free trial and see if you can find someone you like to marry your daughter. 

Muslim Match - We'll arrange EVERYTHING

Samsung Stylophone

Part history, part future, all now. The Samsung Stylophone is more than just a phone. It's an annoying musical instrument too. Put some style into your stylus today.
 
A Samsung Note with a stylophone image on the screen
Stylish. Stylus. STYLUSH
 

Crapple

Do you have a bladder infection? Are you looking to kill off all those free radicals? Does regular cranberry juice taste too tart and unpalatable? Try new Crapple, the best tasting cranberry apple juice around.
Crapple - Cranberry Apple Juice
 

CameRon Diaz Rum

Are you in the mood for some Cuban/American rum? Well go buy a bottle of CameRon Diaz Rum. It is a mature, but very well aged rum with excellent body and just the right amount of spice. CameRon Diaz Rum, enjoy some today.

CameRon Diaz Rum - enjoy some today

Pantera Bread

Are you in the mood for a sandwich made with artisinal bread? Do you crave a soup made from wholesome, natural ingredients? How about a hand made pastry and a cup of freshly ground coffee? What if you could get all of these and heavy metal music too?
You can... come to Pantera Bread and rock while you eat. (Free Wi-Fi too)

Pantera Bread - Soup, Bread and Heavy Metal

Milfoil

Do you have a MILF that is a little rusty? Are you having trouble getting her started? Get her a gallon of Milfoil to loosen her up a little bit, and get her engine purring again.

When it's time to lubricate your old ride - Milfoil

Lake Wassapunani

Are you fed up with your kids bugging you all summer long? Pack them off to camp at Lake Wassapunani and get them out of your hair for two weeks.

Lake Wassapunani - where boys become men

Air Iowa

Don't want the expense of a major airline for a short internal flight around the midwest? Get on an Air Iowa plane and let us fly you to Des Moines.

Air Iowa - Fly me to Des Moines

Ninjamas

So you have had a busy day of espionage, assasination and business meetings and you are ready to curl up in front of the TV and wind down before bed. What is the fashion-forward executive ninja wearing for those relaxing evenings? Ninjamas, that's what. Comfortable and functional available in a choice of 3 shades of black: Midnight, Stealth and Pot & Kettle.

Ninjamas - Stealth and Comfort